• teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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malallory:

Do you ever think about how Remus Lupin got on the Hogwarts Express to travel to Hogwarts and fell asleep in a compartment by himself and then woke up to find that James Potter’s son had sat down in the same compartment as him?

because I do

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here4rizzles:

khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
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perfect gif is perfect

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